Mar

For many years it has been the bane of many a budding, or established, tour player’s life – “the woes of the wand” – putting! My inspiration this week came from the European Tour website, which said that the Argentine rookie Estanislao Goya, who last week landed his maiden tour victory at the Madeira Islands Open, performed an act on the greens reminiscent of the feats undertaken by the Houdini – nothing short of a miracle!
Having studied his stats it brought a wry smile to my face and the faint glimmer of hope that perhaps there is possibly an easier way to recapture the hope and dreams I had left behind many, many years ago.
That was it – all of a sudden the game was easy; a simple game, which required you to keep your ball inbounds with whatever style you could fashion (as long you could give it a reasonable prod off the tee) and just pop the thing in the hole with a god-like putting action whenever you got a sniff of the flagstick.
You see – anyone can do it! You don’t have to be a talented ball striker – that’s over-rated. Why bother putting all that practice in on the range? Just use every hour under the sun (and floodlights for that matter) with a little wand in your hand and off you go.
Genius! Putting has indeed broken many a future star. It is the singularly most annoying aspect of the game, just because it requires the simplest action. There are no hazards to worry about, no out of bounds – there isn’t even the added confusion of getting the ball airborne. With the act of putting requiring the least amount of body movement of any shot in the game – why does it continue to bring golfers to their knees?
Goya, with his mediocre, wayward drives and erratic approach shots, doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. Look at his stats – 47.9 per cent of fairways hit (34th), average drive of 288.8 yards (39th) and 52.8 per cent of greens in regulation (37th) are the kind of numbers you would expect to see at the end of the field on a lesser-ranked pro tour, but this was the European Tour and he won.
Compare that to Carlos Del Moral of Spain, who finished 70th of the 74 players that made the cut (23 shots behind Goya), with stats of 52.1 per cent fairways hit (24th – 10 places higher), average drive of 298.3 yards (20th – 19 places higher) and 62.5 per cent of greens in regulation (eighth – 29 places higher). But if the stats that really count – average putts per round – Goya is first with 25.0 and Del Moral is 50th with 32.7.
On putts per green in regulation Goya is sixth with 1.670 and Del Moral is 49th with 1.974. We all know what Carlos should be doing this week don’t we! And after 23 years of whacking golf balls senselessly up and down driving ranges around the world, I have finally found the secret. See you all on tour – I’ll be the guy on the putting green.



